Funny girls like you don’t get boyfriends. Funny girls like you get boys who are friends who want to date your boring pretty friends but also have you around to make them laugh.
My mother - selawa (via perfect)


surrgee:



Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.


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internetgf:

methdragon:

be there or 

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go fuck yourself





hip-hop-lifestyle:

what color’s your bra

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moderatelyattractive:

cumaddict72:

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

sooo glad i changed my URL. I got so much hate for this post and it ain’t even true I made it up for notes

Everything about this is embarrassing.



reblog if you dont have a bra on

(Source: elafant)



lovelynobody00:

pickup line: wanna watch this murder documentary with me?

(Source: bumbleshark)



tyleroakley:

troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

update:





the-teen-paula-deen:

NEVER LET A TUMBLR USER’S SELFIE GO NOTELESS

(Source: theteenpauladeen)



slydig:

how do i get abs without doing anything




weloveshortvideos:

Cutest thing ever - Vine by Cheyenne Moore



tomhanksy:

That street art life though.