wannabeastarshipranger:

perchu:

FILED UNDER: JOKES I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND AS A CHILD

they were talking about his height 

They had not met him yet. This was a penis joke.

(Source: wheelchair-warrior)



kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails


whoviannerdfighter:

my mom was carrying her ipad and a piece of pizza but she stumbled and dropped her ipad on the floor but held tight to her pizza and i’m so glad i know where my priorities come from



geneticallyidenticals:

*cringes at 9 year old me*

*cringes at 13 year old me*

*cringes at year ago me*

*cringes at day ago me*

*cringes at future me*

(Source: mistienight)



seri0uslybecca:

i take my hedgehog grocery shopping and nobody tells me to stop


guy:

get inside me

(Source: heartsandmagic)






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onlylolgifs:

Oreo Toothpaste Prank




(Source: shwagerr)







naomicampbelle:

when your parents try to give you fashion adviceimage



bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

image



seantracy:

seantracy:

little caesar’s pizza isn’t the only thing that’s hot and ready 

and is done in under 5 minutes

(Source: seantracy)